And now for the Dancers.

Observe April, above. This photo, excellent as it is, required several tries. As stated, try, try again till your friends fall over laughing. See? Eyes: wacked, and open. Mouth: warped, also open. Face: nutty. Overall, a top-notch effort.
Matthew here displays some of the innate problems dancers tend to have - supple, taut skin. He gets the lips going OK, (I like the fish-lips in the 1st one) but the rest of the face just looks like Matthew, handsome devil. Also, I think the removal of the glasses is pretty much mandatory. If you're not shaking your head hard enough to send your glasses flying, you aren't putting your heart into it. We'll keep trying with Matthew.